John felt his heart race as he heard a soft knock on his front door. He knew who it was; his new neighbor, Lisa. He had been secretly watching her since she moved in next door and couldn't help but fantasize about her. She was gorgeous, with long blonde hair and a body that could stop traffic. He quickly straightened his shirt and opened the door.
"Hi, John," Lisa said with a smile, "I hope I'm not bothering you. I just wanted to introduce myself and bring over a pie I made for you." She held out a homemade apple pie, wobbling slightly with each step.
"Oh, thank you so much," John said, his eyes fixed on her chest. He couldn't believe his luck. She was standing right there, offering him a pie and looking like she could use some company. "Would you like to come in?" "Would you like to come in?" She asked, her tone inviting and friendly.
